#& honestly

[classycookiexo]

THIS

[taliawinters]

#somehow palpatine returned specifically to enhance this moment of painful social rejection

“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war

[c0smickat]

Toughest guys on the Wild Life server

[Wild Life Week 6]

[winn-wynn]

Everytime a sibling is about to head out the others runs after them and asks where they’re going

It’s happens to bill the most because he’s the oldest

He is grabbing his shoes and everyone is already prepared by the door. They just want to be included .

[classycookiexo]

[yurilover626]

II18 SPOILERS AHEAD

how that one scene with OJ and Paper should’ve gone ngl

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[misswonderfrojustice]

So ummm, I can be ready in like an hour or two, but when can a few of my friends and I leave?

No, seriously and honestly, when can I leave, I'm gonna be 32 on New Years Eve. Time is ticking and I'm done waiting for a 'decent' Earth based relationship that is destined and doomed to fail.

Readers when the hot alien/monster wants to take them to their planet, sex them up with their unique schlongs, knock them up, and treat them like royalty for the rest of their lives:

[disasteraleks]

Guess whos back

[lunarlivs]

me <3 this werewolf

remus as pics from pinterest that reminded me of him

[xx-ace-raccoonz-xx]

Why do people even bother trying to police other folk's sexualities in the first place? Like, yeah some folks are gonna express their orientations differently than others and honestly, that's fine. So I ain't got an idea why stuff that's different that what they're doing is an issue to these people.

I'm really tired of the trend of using one's desire (or lack of) to put their mouth anywhere as a measure of sexual orientation.

Some people don't do oral or open mouth kissing, and it doesn't mean they're incapable of attraction. It has no correlation with attraction at all. You can love someone and want to have sex with them without it including any oral activities on either side.

Y'all are fucking obsessed with trying to performatively out-queer each other, and it only hurts the whole community in the end.

Bonus unsurprising aphobia

Do better.

[katoobee]

yknow, i never got the vibe that UF!papyrus was abhorrent and abusive

goofy edgy dweeb energy /pos

i love his style i love you fell paps

[ruleofheart]

desperately needing best friend! ellie who is just so much better at handling horror than you are.

it starts with ellie slyly handing you a ticket to an upcoming horror fest; fright frenzy. you’re not one for actual horror attractions– it almost takes too much to get you to sit through an entire movie. so, as you the eye the ticket with worry, ellie interjects.

“we’re going,” she declares, leaving no room for argument. “dina and jesse, too. next friday.”

“next friday?! it’s only september!”

it’s how you end up in line for a haunted house, your eyes lost in a daze as you try to put on a calm front.

see, ellie is someone who can appreciate a good scare. she’s grown to think that most jumpscares are pretty cheap, save for the creative ones that actually get her to say, “that was sick.”

she’s someone who doesn’t even flinch at elaborate costumes, usually complimenting the actors and asking for a selfie with the zombie with amazing sfx makeup.

she’s someone, and probably the only one, who sees through your little front. with dina and jesse too caught up in their own conversation (behaving like those abysmal couples in line), she nudges your shoulder, pulling you out of your internal hype session.

“hey. you can hold my hand, if you want.” it’s soft, but with a hint of a knowing smile.

and once you get inside; oh, you take her offer and run with it. you end up pressed into her side, her arm wrapped around you. your eyes tucked away in the crevice of her shoulder as she dips down to talk you through it (sheesh!). her voice is low, and it would probably drive you crazy if it weren’t for the guttural screams and sound effects erupting at every corner.

since ellie is handling herself just fine, she whispers to you as she sees the jumpscares ahead of time.

“clown coming up. god, he looks so corny.”

“hey, hey; you’re doing so good, it’s almost over.”

and when the lights flash a little too much, her hands come up to cover your eyes, her sweet words filtering into your ear. ugh, you could almost die.

and it’s the way that she bites back a smile when she drives you home. the way you try to subtly tell her, i don’t wanna sleep alone tonight. the way she nonchalantly offers for you to stay over at hers, promising to keep a comedy movie on until you fall asleep.

you end up sleeping in ellie’s bed, your whole body trying to wrap around and snuggle into her arm as she looks down at you, her heart skipping curiously.

[goldenenene]

volume warning///. i mean this is pretty much what happened right

[vexter-the-comedian]

*He just watches them walk away, his tail laying flat against the floor now. He glances between where they left and Cupid, trying to figure our want the fuck happened in the span of three minutes as well* "....I dunno....but I need one hell of a drink right now*

- It was the middle of the night, with everyone being asleep in the hotel, including Vex himself. Out of nowhere there, he suddenly felt something poking at him. - “Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Vex. Vex. Vexxxxxxx. Vex. Vex. Wake uppppppppppppppp..”

:3

*He groans, lifting himself up to see the cause of the poking. And of course, it was Moonlight. He sleepily glares at them, rubbing his eye with his ungloved claw* ".....what....in Belphegor's name,,,.does yer lil ass want??"